The Perfect Size.

How many of you fellas out there ever bought your girlfriend/wife panties? Anyone? NO?

One of my friend told me that he's going to gift a panty to his girlfriend on the Valentine's day. And I was like "Panty?? Seriously dude you deserve my salute, a middle finger salute "

Okay!! The point is, buying panties for her is so romantic in her point of view which is all good considering the fact that you are supposed to make her feel that way; special and shit. 

But back to reality, an important issue struck my mind; choosing the right size could be a major problem. And most of the girls tend to get mad when you don't get one that fits them right. Complaints like, "We've been together all this time and you don't even know which size I wear?" (Woman! I don't even know which size I wear!). Which will later lead to discussions with her BFFs talking about 'How the small things you do matter'... blah blah blah.

That's why I came to the conclusion that I'll buy my future partner panties accompanied with a list of other things;

•  Pair of scissors
•  Sewing thread
•  Needle
•  A tape Measure

(One more thing, Don't buy her Thongs or G-strings. Adjusting those is gonna need a real tailor)

Now the gift packing is always important. Ask the person at the store to do the packing for you, no matter how good you think you are at packing gifts you won't do it right. Remind them to put that lil red ribbon on top.

Give her the gift and let her try it on. Now, Three scenarios would be there; Either, it's too big for her OR it's too small for her OR if you are lucky enough, a Perfect fit. The third scenario never happens.

If scenario 1 happens, use the scissor, thread and needle to do the reduction. If scenario 2 happens, look for a pair of socks that you do not use, cut out a piece add it onto the small underwear and she's good to go.

An even better option, drop the freaking idea of gifting her underwear and go buy her another gift. Fair and square.