I was chatting on Facebook the other day with a “friend” (you know how you get a friend request and you just accept it even though you don’t know the person). She was trying to do two things at once; studying and Facebooking spending time on Facebook. Well I got news for you... It’s not impossible! Matter of fact, you don’t even have to study.
The “good Mantrian” in me finally thought this out: Why not help all those frustrated students all over the world?
Mental transformation - It’s all in the mind. Say it with me, “It’s all in the mind... It’s all in the mind”. Whenever we are out having fun on weekends I always tell my friends that if you want to be a great dancer, all you have do is try to nod your head in rhythm with the music beats, once you get that right every other body part would automatically follow. The same with planning to pass an exam without studying all you have to do is tell yourself that you are a genius and that you can do it and you are good to go. I did that once in college, guess what I got 0.4 out of 10 (c’mon now, it was C+ programming)
Eat healthy - A healthy diet, a healthy body, a healthy mind. You wouldn't wanna go into the exam room starving or constipated or even worse with diarrhea right? Farting in an exam room would only make the examiner mad at you; in fact it would make the people seated next to you, mad at you. So eat carefully.
Take a good night’s sleep - The bible says, “Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we die”. A lot of centuries passed and a great soldier named Ernesto Che Guevara said the same words to his fellow soldiers before a battle, “Eat, drink and have merry; for tomorrow we perish”. Now unlike the bible or Che Guevara, you should understand that you aren't going die tomorrow, it’s just an Exam that you are trying to pass without studying... so don’t drink or have merry. Instead go sleep and ease your mind.
Avoid Pessimists - You know those students that always see negativity in everything? They like calling themselves realists; well it’s that kind of thinking that could make you fail that exam. The thing about Pessimism is that it is very contagious (spreads like a fucking plague). So stay away from people that keep saying, ‘this exam is gonna be difficult’ or ‘if you don’t study, you’ll fail’ instead, hang out with folks that say ‘do you know that (x times x) X x X is triple X?’
Have a backup plan - 4 years ago, some friends of mine went to a party and ate so much food (just because it was free) that their stomachs started to ache. Unfortunately, water was missing in toilet. Well, to make a short story long, they improvised and used their socks to wipe the shit off. NASTY huh?I don’t think so… that was like the brilliant backup plan ever! Just like Bear Grylls. So go into the exam room with a backup plan (I didn't use the word ‘CHEAT’ ey?)
So there you go: How to pass an exam without studying. Thank me later.
The “good Mantrian” in me finally thought this out: Why not help all those frustrated students all over the world?
Mental transformation - It’s all in the mind. Say it with me, “It’s all in the mind... It’s all in the mind”. Whenever we are out having fun on weekends I always tell my friends that if you want to be a great dancer, all you have do is try to nod your head in rhythm with the music beats, once you get that right every other body part would automatically follow. The same with planning to pass an exam without studying all you have to do is tell yourself that you are a genius and that you can do it and you are good to go. I did that once in college, guess what I got 0.4 out of 10 (c’mon now, it was C+ programming)
Eat healthy - A healthy diet, a healthy body, a healthy mind. You wouldn't wanna go into the exam room starving or constipated or even worse with diarrhea right? Farting in an exam room would only make the examiner mad at you; in fact it would make the people seated next to you, mad at you. So eat carefully.
Take a good night’s sleep - The bible says, “Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we die”. A lot of centuries passed and a great soldier named Ernesto Che Guevara said the same words to his fellow soldiers before a battle, “Eat, drink and have merry; for tomorrow we perish”. Now unlike the bible or Che Guevara, you should understand that you aren't going die tomorrow, it’s just an Exam that you are trying to pass without studying... so don’t drink or have merry. Instead go sleep and ease your mind.
Avoid Pessimists - You know those students that always see negativity in everything? They like calling themselves realists; well it’s that kind of thinking that could make you fail that exam. The thing about Pessimism is that it is very contagious (spreads like a fucking plague). So stay away from people that keep saying, ‘this exam is gonna be difficult’ or ‘if you don’t study, you’ll fail’ instead, hang out with folks that say ‘do you know that (x times x) X x X is triple X?’
Have a backup plan - 4 years ago, some friends of mine went to a party and ate so much food (just because it was free) that their stomachs started to ache. Unfortunately, water was missing in toilet. Well, to make a short story long, they improvised and used their socks to wipe the shit off. NASTY huh?I don’t think so… that was like the brilliant backup plan ever! Just like Bear Grylls. So go into the exam room with a backup plan (I didn't use the word ‘CHEAT’ ey?)
So there you go: How to pass an exam without studying. Thank me later.
Wait wait, one thing I’m curious about though: If you had time to read this blog post, why didn’t you have time to study?
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